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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:59
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Unacceptable again!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Then came..
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Why is there a lack of affordable housing in the USA despite a surplus of empty homes?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Was Michael Jackson really an innocent person?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
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Just Forget it!
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is the best sunscreen recommended by dermatologists in India for oily skin?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
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